Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 2000

A young girl was leading her dog through the park when an old man stopped her, saying, "That's sure a cute dog you're walking, little girl."The girl smiled. "Thank you, sir. His name is Porky."The old man chuckled. "I'll bet a nickel I can guess why you call him that.""I'll bet you can't.""You call him Porky because he's so fat.""No, sir," she replied, "we call him that because he fucks pigs."Two women were having coffee when...