Miranda For Men
February, 2001
Two women call me on the phone and ask me to come over to their cubicle for a minute. We're good friends and we usually joke around when we talk, but as I approach them, they are engaged in a serious conversation. They are standing close together, and as I stare at them, wondering what they are doing, they ask me, in unison, "Which one of us has bigger shoulders?""What?" I laugh. They are in matching halter tops and cotton skirts, and they look like Siamese twins joined at th...
