Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 2001

During a quarrel with his parents, the teenager raged against household restrictions. "I want excitement, adventure, money and beautiful women!" he cried. "I'll never find them here at home, so I'm leaving. Don't try to stop me!" With that, he headed for the door, but his father followed him. "I told you I don't want you to try to stop me!" the boy said."Who's trying to stop you?" replied his father. "If you wait a minute, I'll go with you."The d...