The Playboy Advisor

March, 2001

What is the best way, once you've been pulled over, to get out of a traffic ticket?--P.L., Spokane, WashingtonLet's start with the strategies that don't work. We asked Robert Snow, a police captain who has stopped thousands of motorists in and around Indianapolis, to run through his list: (1) Giving the officer a lame excuse you concocted in the 30 seconds it took him to reach your vehicle's door. "I've heard them all," Snow says. "The brakes failed, though they work now; you were...