Dirty Duck

July, 2001

I can't believe this little beach combing gambit on fire Island has taken us to a Nude Beach, weevil ... Either we've drowned and gone to heaven or we took a wrong turn at the ice cream stand.My Doctor wasn't kidding when he said a little sea air would do me good ... Let's just stand downwind a bit and take in the scenery. Excuse me, sir, but this area is restricted. That's OK, I'm feeling a little restricted myself ... must be my trunks. Er, Um ... Mr. Duck ...I think the lady is trying to tell...