Meaty Myths

November, 2001

Sally! What are you doing home, dear? you're supposed to be on your honeymoon! What Happened?Oh, mother! Sob...it's Ralph!"Last night we got to the hotel...We were in our room and he took off all my clothes!"Ralph! you Wicked man!"Then he took off all his clothes!"Ahaa!You Beast You!Then he put on all my clothes and i haven't seen him since!