Playboy's Party Jokes
January, 2002
A man stumbled out of a bar. A cop saw him and asked, "Can I help you?""Yesssh! Sshomebody ssshtole my car," the man replied.The cop asked, "Where was the car the last time you saw it?""It wasss at the end of thisssh key," the man slurred.The officer looked down and saw that the man's penis was hanging out of his fly. He asked, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"The drunk looked down and blurted out, "Son of a bitch. They go...
