Dirty Duck
February, 2002
Fifi, you've been my maid for many years now, and I have to tell you I haven't been very happy with your performance around here lately.Oui, Msr. Duck.You don't clean anymore, you don't cook or sew or do the shopping. I wouldn't even know you were French if I didn't see all the hair under your arms.Oui, Msr. Duck.But what's most disappointing is that you no longer show any enthusiasm for your work. I can remember a time when it meant nothing to you to flash me a little public hair once in a whil...