Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 2002

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere.An 18-year-old girl told her mother she was pregnant. "And it's all your fault," the young woman said."My fault?" the mother said. "I gave you a sex manual and told you all about the facts of life.""Yeah, yeah," the girl said. "But you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?Whatever she wants...