Dirty Duck

March, 2002

I thoroghly resent having to read these slurs on my character at your trashy little website, weevil... mainly because it interrupts my never-ending search for oral sex Jpegs.Sorry, Mr. Duck.I mean, how do you think it feels after spending 30 years as your best friend and benefactor to see a flash animation of myself sticking my head up my own ass to the tune of "wait till the sun shines, nellie"?It hurts, let me tell you.Just look at the subtopics on this menu: "Mr. Duck's penis s...