Hey Tubby! ...
March, 2002
...yer love-handles are shown'!Oh, bret, here comes that bully again.Leave me alone. I didn't do anything.Shut yer pie hole, you sack of lard!Darn it, bullies pick on me and my batting average sucks. I need to join a gym and go on a diet.Boy, that didn't take long. Now I look just like one of those guys in men's health ... ...even better!Take that--and wait until you see the big game tonight.Oh, Bret--I love the new, improved you.Gosh, he's cute. But can he field?
