Playboy's Party Jokes
June, 2002
The ousted CEO of a company decided to help out the incoming CEO. "I've left two envelopes in the safe," the departing CEO said. "When you encounter a crisis you can't handle, open the first envelope. If you run into more trouble, open the second one."A few months later a crisis hit. The new CEO opened the safe and took out the envelope marked #1. Inside was a note that read, "Blame me." It worked like a charm. A few months later the company's stock plummeted. The C...