Cold Comfort Form

July, 2002

A Brief Guide to Summer Vacation SexAvoid sand. The beach is sexy. Sand is not. Sand brings sex to a screeching halt, and wounds in places over-the-counter ointments can't soothe.Travel with a woman. It's like living together, only more intense and much more expensive.Stop and ask for directions. It will make your companion wildly affectionate to realize that you're not like the other lunkheads she's been stranded with in remote or dangerous places.Keep a blanket in the trunk. Particularly if yo...