Playboy's Party Jokes
July, 2002
A female police officer arrested a man for drunk driving. She said, "Anything you say can and will be held against you."He shouted out, "Tits!"Why do they call it the Wonderbra?Because when a woman takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.What's the difference between parsley and pussy?Nobody eats parsley.A young man had the job of collecting sperm from turkeys to be used to artificially inseminate other turkeys. As he approached one turkey, it said, "Gobble, gobble!...
