Dirty Duck

August, 2002

Wouldn't you know it? Just as I sit down with the latest Britney Spears Magazine the telephone rings...and I just know it's a solicitor because nobody's called me since I quit phone sex in 1986.Chernobyl power plant, shakes the clown speaking.Oh...is Mr. or Mrs. Duck there, please?There is no Mrs. Duck. But there are two Mr. Ducks and we're busy sucking each other's cocks at the moment.Oh! um...that is...Uh...Who's the chief decision-maker in your household?I am. Howard's the one who likes it up...