Playboy's Party Jokes

August, 2002

A married couple was eating at a restaurant when the wife noticed her ex-husband sitting at the bar. "He's been drinking since I left him seven years ago," she said to her current husband."That's silly, dear," he replied. "No one celebrates that much."This month's most frequent submission: What do pantyhose and Osama bin Laden have in common?They both irritate Bush.A bride became annoyed by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night. "Just so we unders...