The Playboy Advisor

August, 2002

My friends and I were the last guest at a party. Everyone was a little drunk. Someone posed a question to the group: "What's the oddest thing you've masturbated to?" One girl said NFL football, a guy said receptionists (not a particular receptionist, but the idea)and another guy said women who smoke calabash-type pipes. All of these answers passed without comment. Then I said, "Cartoon women"--notably Holli Would from the movie Cool World, Julia Chang from the video game Tekk...