Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 2002

A distressed man downed several drinks in rapid succession. The bartender asked him, "You trying to drown your sorrows, buddy?""You could say that," the guy replied."It usually doesn't work, you know," the bartender said."No shit," the man moaned. "I can't get my wife anywhere near the water."This Month's Most Frequent Submission: What does Shaquille O'Neal have in common with a Catholic priest?They're both taller than their sex partners.Two hone...