2003: What Women Want

January, 2003

Happy New Year, amigos. To prepare you for the collisions and conflagrations that are bound to occur between the sexes in 2003, Playboy recently sent me on assignment to all 50 of these great United States. I am happy to report I have completed my mission successfully and have returned to corporate headquarters with reams of top-secret information, some of which I will share with you here.Following the magazine's editorial mandate, I have personally interviewed every woman in the country. I know...