Boom Time For Butts

January, 2003

In The Naked Ape, Desmond Morris theorized that cleavage was a frontal representation of the crack of a woman's ass--a practical way for two-legged creatures to avoid bending over all the time to display the real thing. But we don't need to be teased by ersatz cleavage anymore. The genuine item is all around us.The lure of the ass has caused a tectonic shift in the cultural landscape. Celebrities used to spill out of their tops to steal a scene or get some press. These days, when starlets want t...