Dirty Duck

January, 2003

2002 His been a pretty pathetic year for all of us, weevil. But you seem to have had a head start on every body, particularly in the female department. So I've decided to take some pity an your horny little bug's ass and help you with your new year's resolutlons.Thank you, Mr. Duck.Don't thank me, when you look 600d, I look good and i save on psycho-analysis. Now, the first thing you have to do is resolve to improve your posture. I know you can't stand up straight, but better things will come to...