The Playboy Advisor

January, 2003

My girlfriend loves to dance. I don't, so I told her it was OK to dance with other guys when we go clubbing. However, I didn't mean she could bump and grind. You know the kind of dancing I'm talking about: The girl grinds her butt in the guy's crotch; when she's facing him, she grinds her coochie on his leg. Call me old-fashioned, but the way I see it, my girl is dry-humping a stranger. She says there's nothing sexual about it, but when she does it to me, I get aroused. My girlfriend has never g...