Dirty Duck

February, 2003

So you're shopping for Valentines again, eh, greenhorn? Flowers and candy still aren't enough to get you that extra blow job from the missus these days, are they?Well, take it from me......The world is a different place than it was when you and I were young, bub, and greeting cards have changed accordingly. Just listen to this: "Dear Valentine, when I think of you, I flog the bishop."Oh, well, it's nice to see religion making a comeback, anyhow.And how's this for contemporary: "De...