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February, 2003
The next time you fly first-class, wear a French-cuffed shirt and Central Intelligence Agency cuff links. When your seatmate asks if you work for the company, say, "If I told you, I'd have to kill you." On second thought, given the current state of airport edginess, maybe that's not a good idea. All the cuff links pictured here are genuine. You don't have to work for the government—or visit Camp David—to own them. Prices are as follows: Central Intelligence Agency ($175), Bureau of Alc...
