Playboy's Party Jokes
February, 2003
What do you get if you cross a freeway with a bicycle? Killed.A woman ran into a police station and began sobbing. "I've just been ravaged by two Polish men," she cried."How do you know they were Polish?" the detective asked.The woman replied, "I had to help them."Why is a man's piss yellow and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going.The definition of egghead: What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Mr. Dumpty.What do electric trains and breasts have in common? Th...
