The Hefster
February, 2003
No woman can catch flying Doritos in her mouth while doing backflips in a laundromat like Ali Landry. The lissome 29-year-old former Miss USA was voted one of People's 50 Most Beautiful People after her Doritos spot aired during the 1998 Super Bowl. She hails from the crawfish capital of the world—Breaux Bridge, Louisiana—which is another reason we lick our fingers whenever we think of her. (Message to Ms. Landry: Call us next time you're gigging for frogs—we know all about navigating marshy scr...
