Dirty Duck

March, 2003

Just listen to that racket weevil.... you'd think that with all the trouble in this world, those two girls upstairs would find something better to do than go down on each other 24 hours a day.And in prime time, tooTake this cup and go up there pretending you want to borrow some sugar, then find out anything you can about them so I can file a complaint and maybe sell the photographs to "Celebrity Sleuth."Ok, Mr. Duck.I have nothing against couples of alternative sexual persuasions it's...