Playboy's Party Jokes

March, 2003

A doctor and an HMO manager were standing outside the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked them what they did on earth. The doctor replied, "I healed people."Saint Peter said, "You may enter through the gates."The HMO manager said, "I helped people get cost-effective health care."Saint Peter said, "You may also enter."As the HMO manager walked inside, Saint Peter tapped his shoulder and said, "But you can only stay for two days."A hunter went into...