Playboy After Hours
May, 2003
More Laws We'd Like to SeeA $500 fine for teaching children to high-five.A $25 ticket each time one dude calls another dude by his last name.Minimum of 60 days followed by community service for brewing decaf in the regular coffeepot.You say, "Yeah, baby!" like Austin Powers? We cut off your left hand.Just to see if we like it: a mandatory, nationwide Hawaiian Shirt Day.Appearance before a grand jury for any woman with a five-day-old Brazilian wax who attempts to have sex.Instead of sir...
