Dirty Duck

July, 2003

I suppose you're wondering why a Duck of my age and with my rapidly deteriorating constitution would bother to hire a personal trainer, aren't you, Ms. Hardbody?The thought had crossed my mind.The truth is I'm Agoraphobic. The mere thought of being in a large room with dozens of heaving, writhing bodies and clanking exercise machines sends me running for the nearest fire exit.I don't relish the idea of showers or locker rooms, either. It all stems from a bad experience I had bending over for the...