Playboy's Party Jokes
July, 2003
President Bush and Colin Powell were having breakfast at a restaurant in a small town. The surprised waiter said, "It's a real honor to meet both of you. But what in the world are you two doing here?"Bush said, "We're planning World War III. We're going to kill a lot of innocent civilians and one blonde with big tits."The waiter asked, "Why kill a blonde with big tits?"Bush turned to Powell and said, "See. I told you no one would worry about the civilians."...