Safe 'N' Sane Tips For Showering Together

July, 2003

Don't drop the soap on her footOops.Ow!Wash her entire bodyUm... I think my breasts are quite clean now...Don't get shampoo in her eyeseek!Sorry.Don't drown during oral sexDon't stop!GlubNever ever relieve yourselfeyew!When water is ankle deep, the gentleman should fish the hair out of the drainMy hero!No matter how much fun you're having, get out before all the hot water is goneAnd when in doubt-batheyou don't like showering?It dilutes the champagne.

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