Dirty Duck

September, 2003

Dirty DuckWe've Been Invited to the Adult DVD Awards, Weevil. So As to dot appear to be the Horny Losers we Really are, I've Decided to Peruse our local Alternative weekly for an Escort Service.We may only be Presenting the Best hand Job Award But we have to show up with a Pair of Real Babes on our Arms... After all, we have an image to Maintain. Say, what is this? All the Women in These Photographs are Dogs! You're in the adopt-a-pet section, Mr. Duck.Ah, here we are, that's much better my-my-m...