Playboy's Party Jokes
September, 2003
A woman was having her house painted. Her husband came home from work and accidentally leaned against a freshly painted wall. The next day she said to the painter, "Do you want to see where my husband put his hand last night?"He sighed and said, "Look, lady, I got a tough day's work ahead of me. Why don't you just make us a cup of coffee?"What do you call 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room together? A hundred people who don't do dick.Attorney General John Ashcroft visit...
