Dirty Duck

January, 2004

Hi there, we're your neighbors across the hall! after years of watching an endless procession of strange looking men come & go out of your apartment at all hours of the day and night, we decided to come over and welcome you to the building!We brought a little gift basket just to show you that our hearts are in the right place. Nothing special, just a few dog collars, a penis whip and some love butter.... common household items for a woman in your line of work.My, my, you've really worked wonders...