Indicia
January, 2004
By the Editors of the OnionThe Girls of the Off-World Colonies—Some are Cyborgs, some are real—we dare you to tell the difference in this white-hot pictorialGeorge Bush VII— The recently single clone tells us what its like to be the seventh, and sexiest, Bush President. A vaguely familiar Playboy interviewHot Tubs and Cold Storage—A trio of warm-blooded beauties defrost Cryogen hef's two vital parts (one is his brain). plus: fighting Freezer Burn20Q with Tara Reid—Inside the Legendary Director's...
