Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 2004

How can you tell that Governor Schwarzenegger still enjoys groping women?He kisses babies while they're breast-feeding.A man walking down the street stopped a woman and said, "You look like Helen Brown."She replied, "Well, you look like shit in black."This month's most frequent submission: What do you get when you cross Rush Limbaugh with OxyContin?An oxymoron.A woman stood in front of her mirror, naked. She said to her husband, "I'm fat, wrinkled and ugly. It's so depre...