Valentine's Day Sex Quiz

February, 2004

1) During the afternoon on Valentine's Day, you send your girlfriend some flowers at work. The card should begin:A) "What light through yonder window breaks. ..."B) "Don't forget: quarter pound of ground beef, half pound of pasta salad. ..."C) "Sorry for the form letter, ladies."D) "I like men."2) When you arrive to meet her that evening, she greets you with a long, hot kiss and grinds her pelvis against yours. You should:A) Tell her that you love her.B) A...

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