Playboy's Party Jokes

August, 2004

A man told his friend, "I'm breaking up with Carol."The friend asked, "What did she do?"The man replied, "She told me she was bisexual."The guy said, "That sounds pretty hot. What's the problem?""What's the problem?" the man asked. "Who wants to fuck just twice a year?"A newborn baby weighed in at 10 pounds. His body weighed five pounds, and his balls weighed five pounds. The hospital staff didn't know what to make of his condition. Whe...