Dirty Duck

September, 2004

I can't believe I'm actually using a phone sex service! why spend a lot of time and money talking up some dame when, in the end, the only person you can reach out and touch is your self?Hi...it's flona!...I'm sorry I'm late, Baby, but I'm stuck here on the 405... Are you ready for me?About as ready as I'll ever be, considering I've been holding it in my hand for half an hourOooh! That's just how I like it! 6166LE!...Yes, well, I've heard of call -- waiting but this is ridiculous.Now, now...can y...