Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 2004

Feeling heat from the world community over the absence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Condoleezza Rice asked President Bush, "Why can't we just plant weapons of mass destruction?"Bush replied, "We can't plant weapons in Iraq. Nothing grows in the desert."What do you call a strip bar owned by Zen mobsters?The Buddha Bing.A man strolling through the woods one afternoon came upon another man hugging a tree. The first man asked, "Just out of curiosity, what are you...