Dirty Duck

October, 2004

Just listen to that racket in the hallway, weevil. You'd think that no other place in the city would need peace and quiet on a sunday morning more than a whorehouse. I'd better go see what it is.Well, I'll be. It's Mr. Greenhorn and he's very intent on seeing our neighbor, Ms. Mattressback. I guess Mrs. Greenhorn is withholding that monthly hand job for a new pair of shoes.Hey, put a lid on it, will ya, Pal! there are women in this dump trying to jump-start a sagging economy... not to mention tr...