Meaty Myths

October, 2004

Hee Hee! Trick or Treat! and the trick is-take off your pants and give me a treat!But... you're the spinster next door!Oooh.... Ahh! Nothing like a good halloweenie! Ooh, yes!!Oh, Oh, Oh Ooh! yes!Ahe M... excuse me! lady......Lady? Just one favor, please? could you put your gun back to my head? my wife might be home any moment!