Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 2004

Blonde joke of the month: A blonde woman and her boyfriend were sitting in the backyard. A pigeon flew over them and pooped on his head. "Shit," the man said. "Get some toilet paper.""What for?" the blonde asked. "He must be half a mile away by now."Why is it difficult to solve a redneck murder?There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.A married couple was invited to a masked Halloween ball. On the night of the party, the wife had a headache...