Dirty Duck

January, 2005

You followed all of last year's new year's resolutions to the letter, weevil, and we're beginning to see results -- women no longer run from you on sight -- but if we're going to continue our little self-improvement program into 2005, we'll have to do a little fine -- tuning.Okay, Mr.Duck.I really like the fact that you no longer keep on your patent leather shoes when you visit a massage parlor. And it was also very constructive when you stopped sending angry prank letters to condom companies. B...