Tender Words

March, 2005

He's fantastic. When we make love he says the most wonderful things ...You like me eating your beaver, Ehz,ooh!Open wide, I'm Gonna split you in two.Aah!Deeper! Swallow it whole, bitch.Now up the ...It's what you like best, you slut!Oh, I love you too, honey!His words are so tender, romantic. When I'm with him I forget all my problems.What about that problem you were having with your heaving?Earring? No, I don't like men who wear earrings ...

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