Dirty Duck

July, 2005

I'm looking forward to you being my permanent Masseuse, Ms. Handjob. Your predecessor had a habit of rubbing me the wrong way.Ja, Mr. Duck.It says on your resume that your practice swedish massage. Well, that's fine with me. The last girl who worked on me said she was into shiatsu. I told her I didn't care what her sexual proclivities were, I never engage in any activities that might be injurious to my health.Ja, Mr. Duck....And speaking of injuries, before we begin, I thought I'd give you a run...