Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 2005

A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The bartender asked, "What's the problem, pal?"The man said, "My brother just told me there's a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation.""Yeah, so?" asked the bartender."Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers!"Why did Einstein marry his cousin?He postulated that men have a special attraction to the breasts of women in th...