Dirty Duck

October, 2005

There it goes again! I can't sit down for a minute to read the sex ADS in my local alternative weekly before some kind of racket ensues in the hallway!Holly smokes it's Mr. Greenhorn, all decked out for some kinky halloween role play with our neighbor, Ms. Mattressback. An all day sucker if I ever saw one.All right, buddy pipe down. This is a place of business and you're making enough noise to wake the dead.Oh, sorry...I meant the undead.Now, don't tell me, let me guess... You're the trick and M...