Dirty Duck

January, 2006

Good afternoon, is. Mattress back. I realize these are usually peak business hours for ladies in your profession, but it seems this package addressed to you was delivered to our apartment by mistake.Now, now, allow me! it's priority mail from aarnie aardvark's adult emporium, so it must be fragile ...like a ceramic dildo or a porcelain anal cube dispenser ... or something.You know, on second thought, just about anyone in this building would have a use for anal lube. Let me look at this airbill a...